Top 10 Reasons Your Page Can't be Found
- It’s still in the bathroom, putting on its makeup and eyeliner.
- Its car broke down in Vegas and it’s trying to scam spare change off passers-by.
- It kept saying it “wanted to be sedated”, so eventually somebody did. It still hasn’t woken up. (Or maybe it’s just that somebody put something in its drink.)
- It is undead. It’s currently out prowling the night, sucking the content out of other, living pages to prolong its unnatural existence. Wait until dawn.
- That page is a bleeding wanker, and its friends got pissed off at it and stuffed it down the loo. When it does become available, it will still be wet and soggy.
- It got stolen by your crystal-meth-addicted friends the last time they were over, to help pay for their habit.
- Its tour was abruptly cancelled after its drummer exploded.
- It’s sleeping off a hangover in a back alley somewhere.
- It had to go, really bad. You don’t want to stand between a Web page with a full bladder and the nearest bathroom, believe me.
- Because it’s dark in here, and you know better than to turn on the light to look for it. The bat-cavers will all scream about their eyes. (Wusses.)
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