Death-Rockers Not Found... Have You Tried Under the Sofa?

The death-rockers you’re seeking are not here. If they aren’t under your sofa (or behind the cushions or something) then perhaps:

If none of that worked, your best bet is probably to go back to the Formaldihyde Fix site and look around there... or maybe to just slither back to whatever godforsaken place you last came from.